🚨BREAKING: RIVOS GOES FULL GAMER MODE WITH $500 MILLION RAISIN’ 🚨 👁️👁️ Y’all hear about Rivos? This chip startup is out here trying to throw shade at Nvidia like they just sipped on some “I’m not afraid of you” juice. 😎🍷 They wanna drop a GPU for inference in 2026. Like, bruh, are we really doing this? 2026??? That’s too far! We're all just gonna be vibin’ in the metaverse sipping on pixelated cocktails by then! 🍹🔥 🤑🔥 So here’s the tea: They’re tryna raise another $400M - $500M to cash out at a $2B+ valuation. Imagine getting a fat stack so you can play catch-up with a company that’s literally printing money like it’s a stonks meme. 📈💰 💬 "We believe we can out GPU Nvidia," said no one ever. But wait, did I just hear an imaginary dev say: "We’re just in it for the memes"? 🤖💬 In conclusion, if you’re still waiting for your grandma's Pac-Man to be playable on your Rivos GPU in 2026, then you’re about to get *REKT* if you think they’ll actually deliver on this. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Rivos is actually just a front for a future TikTok dance challenge creator called GPUChallenge2026. Buckle up, fam! 🤡🚀 #InferredGPU #RivosRave