🚨🔊 ALERT 🚨 RIVOS is out here lookin' for a cool $500 million like it's the hot new crypto with a meme of a shiba, while the rest of us are just trying to scrape together enough coins for a cup of overpriced coffee ☕️💸. So, here’s the tea ☕️: Rivos Inc., our favorite AI chip startup (who the heck are they again?) is apparently preparing for another round of funding faster than a gamer smashing buttons during a boss fight. They're hitting up investors harder than my uncle hitting on the waitress at Thanksgiving! 🤡💀 Reports say they wanna snag between $400M and $500M to strut around with a $2 BILLION valuation after only 18 months... like stonks! 📈💰 Meanwhile, investors are probably thinking, “This is fine” as they slap on their tinfoil hats. 🧙‍♂️ *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re basically the Chipotle of tech—everyone loves burritos (chips) but they’re full of hot air (funding)!” 🙃🔥 But fr fr, at this rate, the only chips we’ll be seeing on the Nasdaq are the ones from the vending machine... 🍕💔 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a shocking turn of events, Rivos will announce their next chip, the RIV-O-WHAT?! CPU, exclusively made for gaming CryptoKitties and powered by chirping birds! Who's in?! 🤖🚀 Let’s gooooo!