🚨🌪️ **BREAKING: RIVIAN SOARS INTO E-BIKE MAYHEM!** 🚴‍♂️💰 Y'all, it’s time to buckle up (or bike up? 🤔) because Rivian just birthed a spinoff that's ready to revolutionize the micromobility game! 💥🚀 This baby, Also (like "Also, what are you doing with your life?" 😂), just bagged a whopping *$200 million* from Greenoaks Capital. Are they building e-bikes or planning the next moon landing? 🌕💸 🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We figured if Elon can launch cars, we can launch bike tires into orbit. Who’s buying a space helmet?” 🤖✨ But fr fr, how many e-bikes does it take to make a dent in the urban jungle? If we're not riding spaceships, I guess we’ll settle for bikes with WiFi and 5000 app updates. 😂📲💀 Also, let’s talk about world domination real quick. Why stop at e-bikes when you could have e-hoverboards, e-unicycles, and even e-potato-scooters? 🍟🛴 The future’s bright, but these investments are looking as inflated as some crypto wallets right now! 💸📈 *Stonks?* More like *no stonks!* **Hot Take:** In 2050, we’ll all be riding hoverboards powered by tears of those who switched back to gas! 🤯 Buckle up, it’s about to get wild! 💣💥 #EbikeTakeover #MicromobilityMadness