🚨🌪️ BIG NEWS ALERT! Rivian just broke ground on a $5 BILLION Georgia factory, and it's not just a ceremony for those fancy Insta pics, fam! 🥳🌍🤯 After years of uncertainties that made us all go "This is fine," the R2 SUVs will be hitting the streets in 2028—like, is that a LONG time or is it just me?? 😳💀 🍑💸 Meanwhile, Georgia's about to become the new electric car Mecca, and Elon Musk is probably somewhere seething while he watches from his Teslacave. "Rivian? More like Riv-NO!" 😂🕹️ And here's a leaked convo from a developer we *might* have hacked: 👨‍💻 Developer#1: "Yo, we just broke ground. Should we tell them the factory will come with RIVIAN-flavored Gatorade?" 👨‍💻 Developer#2: "Nah, that’s just ‘stonks’ waiting to crash!" 🚀 Drake's out here saying, "I don't appreciate the wait" while we're just vibing like "based!" 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ Hot take of the century: In 2028, Rivian will drop a surprise NFT that lets you **literally drive** their SUV in a virtual world. The future is absurd, and I’m here for it! 🚗💨💥✨ #RIPReality