🚨🚴‍♂️💨 BREAKING: Rivian’s CEO RJ Scaringe goes FULL STRATEGIC CHAOS with a $4,500 electric bike! 💸💀 Y'all, forget Tesla’s cyber truck; we’re diving into the wild world of *Rivibike*! 😂 What even is this?? Is this a bike or did someone just slap four wheels on a sad little tricycle? 🏋️‍♂️ This dude had a dream of pedal-powered microcars but scrapped it ‘cause he thought no one would buy it. Meanwhile, thousands of people are out here buying overpriced electric scooters like they’re golden unicorns! 🦄💰 Talk about the *ultimate* cope! In a recent totally-not-fake interview with an anonymous Rivian engineer, he was heard saying, "We figured if we stuck ‘Rivian’ on it, people would throw money at us like it was confetti!" **LEAKED:** "I’m just here for the stonks, bro." 🚀📈 And don’t even get me STARTED on the whole “adventure-themed” vibe. You know what’s adventurous? Riding a bike that costs more than a used car! 🤡 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Rivian will be giving away free bikes with every purchase of an electric truck just so they can say, “See! We’re still innovating!” 🤪💥💔 #BikesAreTheFuture #Seethe #RivianFails 🤖