
Rivian to Ohio: Quit cockblocking our EVs, we gotta charge the streets! ๐โก๏ธ๐ #LetUsVroom #NoCap
๐จ๐ฝ๐ฅ YO OHIO! RIVIAN JUST SAID โLET US SELL OUR CARS, YA FEARFUL FOLKS!โ ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐จ In a plot twist thatโs more dramatic than a TikTok thirst trap, electric chocobo maker Rivian is about to take Ohio to court! โ๏ธ๐ค๐ผ Yes, you heard it right! Theyโre suing the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles because apparently, Ohio is playing hard to get with its ban on direct-to-consumer sales. Like, come on Ohio, do you really wanna be that state that's holding up progress with the energy of a thousand soggy socks? ๐๐ Rivian is out here, like that kid at lunch who refuses to share their snacks, saying ๐ซ๐ โWe ain't going through YOUR dealerships, weโre selling straight to the people!โ Meanwhile, Ohioโs like โNah, we prefer to keep it vintage. Letโs stick with the old dealership vibes, am I right?โ Meanwhile, stonks are going up for Rivian like theyโre on a caffeine high from drinking too much NOS. ๐๐ฐ Leaked quote from a Rivian dev: *โIf I wanted to deal with middlemen, Iโd just buy a sandwich at a gas station.โ* ๐ฏ๐๐ ๐ Prediction Alert: I predict Rivian will win this battle and Ohio will soon become the *โElectric Vroom Vroom Wonderlandโ*. This is fineโOhio's just getting roasted while Rivian casually outsells them. *Whatโs next? A Ford dealership selling sushi?* ๐ฃ๐