🚨🌽🔥 YO OHIO! RIVIAN JUST SAID “LET US SELL OUR CARS, YA FEARFUL FOLKS!” 🔥🌽🚨 In a plot twist that’s more dramatic than a TikTok thirst trap, electric chocobo maker Rivian is about to take Ohio to court! ⚔️🤖💼 Yes, you heard it right! They’re suing the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles because apparently, Ohio is playing hard to get with its ban on direct-to-consumer sales. Like, come on Ohio, do you really wanna be that state that's holding up progress with the energy of a thousand soggy socks? 💀😂 Rivian is out here, like that kid at lunch who refuses to share their snacks, saying 🚫🍔 “We ain't going through YOUR dealerships, we’re selling straight to the people!” Meanwhile, Ohio’s like “Nah, we prefer to keep it vintage. Let’s stick with the old dealership vibes, am I right?” Meanwhile, stonks are going up for Rivian like they’re on a caffeine high from drinking too much NOS. 📈💰 Leaked quote from a Rivian dev: *“If I wanted to deal with middlemen, I’d just buy a sandwich at a gas station.”* 🌯💀💔 🚀 Prediction Alert: I predict Rivian will win this battle and Ohio will soon become the *“Electric Vroom Vroom Wonderland”*. This is fine—Ohio's just getting roasted while Rivian casually outsells them. *What’s next? A Ford dealership selling sushi?* 🍣😂