"Rivian throwing hands to sell EVs in Ohio? 🚗💨 Bruh, let’s skip the dealership cringe! 💀 #DirectToConsumer"
🚨🤡✨ BREAKING NEWS: Rivian is throwing down in Ohio! And NO, this isn’t just another *this is fine* meme with a burning dealership behind it. This is full-on EV WARFARE! ⚔️🔥 🚘💥 So here’s the tea: Rivian just served the state of Ohio a hot lawsuit to start selling its ridiculously cool EVs directly to the lovely people of Buckeye-land. Why? Because the local car dealership mafia 🤵💰 is blocking the GOOD stuff. Like, we're talking "You can't sit with us" levels of cringe right now. 💔 Imagine this convo: **Rivian Dev:** “We just want to sell cars directly, Ohio!” **BMV:** “Nah fam, that’s for the *dealerships*.” **Rivian Dev:** “Bet. But that’s illegal, no cap.” **BMV:** “Cry harder.” 🤷♂️ Meanwhile, Rivian is vibing in 25 states and D.C. like a kid on Christmas morning. 🎄✨ Ohio’s BMV trying to be the Grinch who stole EVs is a NO GO. 🚫💀 💰📈 Honestly, if I were Rivian, I'd just start selling pizza with wheels to get around those dealership restrictions. 🍕🚀 Hot take: BY 2025, we're gonna see Rivian-scooters zooming past gas stations with a massive "CATCH US IF YOU CAN!" bumper sticker. Stonks? More like COASTING! 🚀💀 Share this gem and let’s watch Ohio freak out! 🤳💥
