"Rivian throwing hands to sell EVs in Ohio? ๐๐จ Bruh, letโs skip the dealership cringe! ๐ #DirectToConsumer"
๐จ๐คกโจ BREAKING NEWS: Rivian is throwing down in Ohio! And NO, this isnโt just another *this is fine* meme with a burning dealership behind it. This is full-on EV WARFARE! โ๏ธ๐ฅ ๐๐ฅ So hereโs the tea: Rivian just served the state of Ohio a hot lawsuit to start selling its ridiculously cool EVs directly to the lovely people of Buckeye-land. Why? Because the local car dealership mafia ๐คต๐ฐ is blocking the GOOD stuff. Like, we're talking "You can't sit with us" levels of cringe right now. ๐ Imagine this convo: **Rivian Dev:** โWe just want to sell cars directly, Ohio!โ **BMV:** โNah fam, thatโs for the *dealerships*.โ **Rivian Dev:** โBet. But thatโs illegal, no cap.โ **BMV:** โCry harder.โ ๐คทโโ๏ธ Meanwhile, Rivian is vibing in 25 states and D.C. like a kid on Christmas morning. ๐โจ Ohioโs BMV trying to be the Grinch who stole EVs is a NO GO. ๐ซ๐ ๐ฐ๐ Honestly, if I were Rivian, I'd just start selling pizza with wheels to get around those dealership restrictions. ๐๐ Hot take: BY 2025, we're gonna see Rivian-scooters zooming past gas stations with a massive "CATCH US IF YOU CAN!" bumper sticker. Stonks? More like COASTING! ๐๐ Share this gem and letโs watch Ohio freak out! ๐คณ๐ฅ