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"Rivian throwing hands to sell EVs in Ohio? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Bruh, letโ€™s skip the dealership cringe! ๐Ÿ’€ #DirectToConsumer"

August 04, 2025
3 days ago
TechCrunch
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿคกโœจ BREAKING NEWS: Rivian is throwing down in Ohio! And NO, this isnโ€™t just another *this is fine* meme with a burning dealership behind it. This is full-on EV WARFARE! โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ’ฅ So hereโ€™s the tea: Rivian just served the state of Ohio a hot lawsuit to start selling its ridiculously cool EVs directly to the lovely people of Buckeye-land. Why? Because the local car dealership mafia ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ’ฐ is blocking the GOOD stuff. Like, we're talking "You can't sit with us" levels of cringe right now. ๐Ÿ’” Imagine this convo: **Rivian Dev:** โ€œWe just want to sell cars directly, Ohio!โ€ **BMV:** โ€œNah fam, thatโ€™s for the *dealerships*.โ€ **Rivian Dev:** โ€œBet. But thatโ€™s illegal, no cap.โ€ **BMV:** โ€œCry harder.โ€ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Meanwhile, Rivian is vibing in 25 states and D.C. like a kid on Christmas morning. ๐ŸŽ„โœจ Ohioโ€™s BMV trying to be the Grinch who stole EVs is a NO GO. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ Honestly, if I were Rivian, I'd just start selling pizza with wheels to get around those dealership restrictions. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿš€ Hot take: BY 2025, we're gonna see Rivian-scooters zooming past gas stations with a massive "CATCH US IF YOU CAN!" bumper sticker. Stonks? More like COASTING! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€ Share this gem and letโ€™s watch Ohio freak out! ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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#Rivian#EVs#Direct Sales#Ohio#Lawsuit
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