🚨💥 BREAKING: Rivian’s Spinoff Party 🚀🎉 Yo fam, Rivian just dropped another spinoff like it’s hot! 🔥 Introducing Mind Robotics! 🤖💸 Yes, you heard that right. Rivian, the company that's more into spinoffs than *that one uncle at family reunions,* is at it again. 🤡📈 If you're counting, that’s TWO new companies in 2023 – like, they’re really trying to expand faster than my Netflix watchlist. 📺💨 First it was "Also" in March, because apparently they just love making names that sound like they forgot to finish their sentence. 🤦‍♂️ “Honestly, we just wanted a name that would make investors go ‘stonks’,” said a ‘leaked’ quote from some dude in the Rivian basement. 💀👨‍💻 Like, are they throwing darts at a board of buzzwords? Rivian, sweetie, we see you trying to be the next Tesla (but not really). 🚗✨ But how about focusing on your actual EVs before becoming the King of Spinoffs? This is like watching a toddler juggle while learning to walk – *cringe.* 🤷‍♂️ 🔥💥 Hot take: by 2025, we’ll have a Rivian taco joint called "Rivian Taco ‘Bout It" and I’m here for it. 🌮💯 Share if you think they’ll actually spin off into a taco business! 🤣💰