🚨🚒 BREAKING: Rivian's Manufacturing Team Hits the Chop Shop! 💥💀 SO like, Rivian just rolled up with the craziest plot twist since everyone decided pineapple on pizza is acceptable. 🍕🤮 They just served up the ol’ “you’re fired” letter to 140 of their loyal homies in the BEEP BEEP squad 🚙💨. That’s roughly 1% of their entire crew! This ain’t just a fluke; we’re talking a freakin’ hat trick here! 🎩⚽️ Leaked convo from an *unnamed* investor: "This is giving me major 'this is fine' vibes 🔥💩. How many layoffs does it take to prime the R2 pump? Asking for a friend." Honestly, Rivian, can we get an R&D budget for designing better exit strategies instead? 🤡 Maybe next time they’ll just launch a retirement village instead of an electric vehicle. 🙄 Remember when we thought EVs were the next big thing? 🚀😂 Well, my guy just pointed to Drake’s 'Nope' face because it's giving classic midlife crisis energy. 🔥🔥 🚀💰 My bold prediction? Rivian drops the next model as a houseboat because #waterworld is the new frontier, bro! 🌊🏠 NO CAP. Buckle up, y’all! This ship’s about to sink! 🛳️💥 Share this if you think the Rivian R2 will be the next meme format! 🤖💔