🚨BREAKING: Rishi Sunak is leaving behind his bronze statue in U.K. politics to become the newest tech wizard at Microsoft and Anthropic! 🧙‍♂️✨ But wait, it gets spicier than a TikTok noodle trend! 👀 Let’s discuss how a politician is diving headfirst into the tech universe, while the rest of us just try to figure out how to fix our WiFi. 💼💸 “I’ve always wanted to trade political drama for tech drama,” *Sunak probably said* just before someone leaked a PS5-sized stonks graph 📈📉 showing his hopes for the role. Also: “AI can help run the government better than I did! 🤡” But seriously fam, *this is fine* as long as Rishi doesn’t try to code like he ran the country—because we all remember how that went (LOL). 🤦‍♂️💀 At least he’s not the first politician to jump on the “I have no idea what I’m doing” bandwagon! Calling it right now: in 2025, Sunak will unveil AI that literally debates itself while transforming British tea into code! ☕🤖🔥 Get ready for a future where you can ask your AI assistant for political advice, and it responds with “bro, just let it be.” 🤭 Share it, meme it, let’s gooooo!