🚨💰 Hold onto your hats, crypto fam! Ripple just threw their hat in the ring for a national banking license 🔥💸—and you KNOW the internet is losing its mind over it! What’s next, a police badge for your grandma's NFT? 🤡💀 According to the Wall Street Journal (aka Vicky Ge Huang, the real MVP), this means that Ripple’s dollar-backed stablecoin, RLUSD (which sounds like the name of a new burger at McDonalds, fr fr 🍔🤖), will be under the eye of the US OCC 🧐👀. It's like letting your mom manage your crypto wallet—big yikes! Developer quote leaked: “We thought stablecoin was just a fancy term for coffee, but here we are... this is fine.” 🔥💔 Drake is turning away from traditional banks like “Nah” 👈🏽 and pointing at the future where everyone’s a banker... but only in the TikTok universe! 🚀💫 So, what does this mean? Are we one step closer to a full-blown financial apocalypse where we trade our money for chonk cats? 😻🐱💸 I say we prepare for a world where your stablecoin might actually be more stable than your relationship with your WiFi, no cap. Hot take: In 5 years, banks will be sending mortgage loans via TikTok dance 🤳💃. Stonks up! 📈💥 Share this chaos NOW!