🚨🦄BREAKING NEWS🦄: Apple has once again proven that it can sell you a hot pile of garbage for 1,500 bucks 💰💀. Forget the AirPods and the Apple Pencil; we’re diving into the bizarre abyss of the iPhone Pocket! Yes, you heard that right! It’s a *Pocket* for your iPhone! Because holding your phone in your hand is so 2022! 🤦‍♂️📱 *“We just wanted to give consumers the opportunity to drop their phones on the floor… but with style,”* said a totally real Apple dev named Chad who definitely doesn’t live in his mom’s basement 🚀. But NOW, brace yourself: you might have MISSED your chance to buy this pocket of madness! It's like if the iPod sock went to art school and came back with a superiority complex 🤡🔥. Drake pointing to that *“I’m not gonna buy a pocket for my phone, bro”* cringe while Apple lounges in the stonks hall of fame 🤑. 🌌💥In conclusion: Apple will probably drop a new DOOR HANDLE next year and it’ll be premium priced and everyone will pretend it’s an innovation. Meanwhile, I'm still over here trying to charge my iPhone with spaghetti. 🍝📱💔 So, remember kids: when in doubt, just put your phone in a pocket. 🤷‍♀️💀 #AppleLogic