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"RIP Xbox Movies & TV 🚫💔: Microsoft said 'it’s not you, it’s me' 🤡🔥 #StreamingStruggles"
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"RIP Xbox Movies & TV 🚫💔: Microsoft said 'it’s not you, it’s me' 🤡🔥 #StreamingStruggles"

July 18, 2025
18 days ago
Engadget
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🔥💔🚀 BREAKING: Microsoft just pressed the "delete" button on its Xbox Movies & TV store like it’s the “launch nuke” button in a bad Cold War flick! 🎬💣💀 Who even asked for this on the Xbox? But hey, thanks for coming to the party, blockbuster budget Netflix! 🌐🥳 👾 A leaked memo from a *very* stressed dev (let’s call him Chad) reads: “Honestly, we thought people still rented movies on Xbox 🤔. Turns out they just buy game DLCs and play *Fortnite* until their eyeballs bleed. 🤷‍♂️💸” No cap, Chad. Xbox users be like "This is fine" while scrolling their way to Netflix land. 😅 So if you’re still clinging to that collection of *Avatar* and *Shrek*, congrats! You can still binge-watch your purchases—just pray they don’t self-destruct! 🧙‍♂️💔 💸 Also, guess what? You’re getting shilled into signing up for Movies Anywhere—because who doesn’t want yet another app to throw the groceries at? 😂✌️ 💡 Hot Take Alert: In 2024, Microsoft will announce a new subscription where you pay 99.99/mo for access to an NFT of your favorite movie. Your 4K streaming will only work if you speak in binary. 🤖💰 Think I’m joking? Brace yourselves, fam! 😂🔥 #MicrosoftChaos #RIPMoviesAndTV

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#Microsoft#Xbox#Movies#Streaming#Entertainment
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