🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Last Unicorn of Unlimited Google Photos is DEAD! 🦄💔💀 So, it’s official, fam! 💥 Google just pulled the fire alarm and sent that *LIFETIME* Google Photos storage menu straight to the 🌊 bottom of the digital abyss! T-Mobile babies had a good run with that sweet, sweet unlimited storage deal, but now we're all left crying into our JPEGs as Google goes full “You get NO photos!” mode. 😭📸 🙈 Don’t worry, though! Google’s working on that new feature where they just charge you $75/month for “emotional storage” because you’ll need it after losing ALL your pics to the digital graveyard. 💔📉 In a totally “not made up” developer conversation, one Google Mozzie said: “Honestly, we just wanted to see who could survive the most meme-worthy storage war. No cap, we didn’t think y’all would care this much.” 💁‍♂️💸 Anyway, if you’re still contemplating snap streaks with your cat pics, just remember: the cloud is a fickle beast. 🤖💣 Stonks: way down. 📉 🔥🚀 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Google will announce a new feature called "Memory Vault," where they *actually* charge people to keep their memories digital and offer a nostalgic "Walk Down Memory Lane" option for just $99.99 a month. This is fine. 🤡💰 Share this if you want to see the chaos unfold! 😜✨