🚨🎉 Y’all, the internet is officially dead. AOL just announced it’s pulling the plug on its DIAL-UP SERVICE after a whopping 34 years! 😱💀 Like, can we grab the coffin? Because it’s RIP for the modem life! 😂📞✨ 📆 Mark your calendars, fam—September 30, 2025, will go down in history as the day your grandma gets an email that the internet is gone for good. 🥲 You thought it was ‘loading’ forever? Nah, it's just taking its last dial-up breath! 💨 #RIPAOL2025 🌐 Now the real question: WHO EVEN STILL USES THAT? Is it like the last of the Mohicans but for the tech world? 💔 Stonks are going down, and so are your hopes of connecting to the WWW with a “YOU’VE GOT MAIL” chime. 🎶 *Leaked convo*: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Bro, it’s 2025, no one’s dialing up anymore!” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah man, I still have a box of floppy disks in the basement. It’s vintage!” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Dude, that’s just cringe.” 🤦‍♂️ So there you have it, folks! First, they took our ability to actually surf the web, and soon, they'll come for our TikTok too!🛵💨💸🔥 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, we’ll be USING FAX MACHINES to send memes! Enjoy your nostalgia while it lasts, stonks kidz! 📠😎