💀🚨 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! 🚨💀 So, *itch.io*, that glorious haven of indie dreams where you could download NSFW games and pretend to be a respectable adult, has suddenly decided to shove adult content into a dark corner and lock the door like a worried parent! 🔒👀 Yes, you read that right, folks! They deindexed all the spicy bits to keep the payment gods happy! 🙏💰 #Cringe In a totally not panicked announcement, they said, “We had to act URGENTLY to protect our core payment infrastructure." Like, bruh, can you imagine the *collective sweat* from the devs losing their stuff? 🥴💦 “Now I’m just selling my fun game about cute cats… instead of the *other* fun games,” one dev was quoted as saying while staring deeply into the void of existence. 😭🐱 Thanks to a campaign from a group called *Collective Shout* (seriously, who names their org that? 🤡), the gaming marketplace is turning into a wholesome meme factory! But honestly, what’s next? Are we gonna get a *Drake* meme where he’s pointing at *adult games* like “nah” while loving *cute animal simulators*? 🥴➡️🐕 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If this keeps up, we might as well start calling it *Soft.io*! Get ready for the rise of safe-for-work pocket lint simulators. No cap, this is going DOWN! 💥🚀