🚨💔 CRYIN’ IN GEEKY FEAR: John Wick Hex is getting the boot faster than a noob in an online lobby! 🔥📉 Mark your calendars: July 17 is the day we say goodbye to this stylish slice of John Wick goodness. Like, come on guys, are we really delisting a game where Keanu Reeves teaches us how to summon our inner assassin? 🤡💀 Big Fan Games (who, let's be real, they should probably change their name to Big Sad Games) dropped the news like a hot potato, leaving fans to wonder if they got hit with some licensing issues or if the game is just TOO GOOD for digital life. 😵‍💫💸 Mike Bithell, the creative genius behind the chaos, was all, "I can't tell ya why but it’s WEIRD, fam." If we had a nickel for every time a gaming company makes no sense, we'd be swimming in stonks! 💰💀 Honestly, this is just a tragic episode of "This Is Fine" featuring John Wick. 🤷‍♂️💔 So get your virtual weapons ready and download this bad boy before it's gone forever! And hey, listen: 👀💥 in 10 years we’ll see it magically return like a sequel nobody asked for. Now that's a glow-up! 💅💾👾 #JohnWickHex #GameFOMO 🚀🌌 Hot take: in a year, this will become the rarest game on the black market, and people will be selling copies for $1,000—better get your alchemy kit ready! 🧙‍♂️💥