🚨 BREAKING: Google just hit the old "DELETE" button on the Google Keep Apple Watch app and now it’s gone faster than your motivation on a Monday morning! 🙈💀 That’s right, folks, the squishy, locust-eating Google Keep is no more for the timepiece of overpriced elegance known as the Apple Watch. 🕰️🍏 Say it with me: "THIS IS FINE." 🔥🔥 But wait, there's more! In the midst of makin' us download yet another app, I can just hear the Google devs whispering: “Our new app is like upgrading from your mom’s flip phone to a selfie stick. No cap.” 🤖📱💅 Drake is busy pointing at us like, “You thought you could keep your notes? LOL, nah.” Meanwhile, Apple fans are like “We’ll just use Notes, DON’T @ ME!” 💅🤡 Also, I’m here for conspiracy theories: Is this part of some sinister plot to get us all wearing virtual post-it notes on our foreheads? 🤔💭👾 So, what’s next? Google is going to release an app for a toaster? I, for one, foresee a future where your smart toaster sends alerts about your burnt toast. Hot take? 🔥🔥 Time to meme-ify Google Keep's departure. RIP to a real one. #KeepItReal #OverpricedChronometers 🚀✨