🚨💔🍏👀 Breaking News from Apple HQ: The iCemetery Just Got a New Wing!💔🍏🚨 So, Apple just hit that "retirement home" button on a bunch of its products, and guess what? Your beloved AirPort is now officially hitting the "OBSOLETE" status! 🤡💀 I mean, just when you thought you’d never have to *think* about your WiFi again! Guess it’s time to yeet those products into the digital graveyard. 🙌💫 💬 *Leaked Developer (probably Tim Cook in a hoodie)*: “Honestly, we just don’t vibe with old hardware. It’s like trying to charge an iPhone 6 with an iPhone 15 charger... BRUHHH!” 😂🔥 But fear not, my fellow tech jedis! There's ONE AirPort product still breathing the fresh air of...you guessed it, obsolescence! So, if your childhood WiFi routers could talk, they'd probably say, "This is fine." 🐶🔥 Stonks for AirPort? Might as well buy a flip phone. 📉📞 Talk about cringe! 🚀🔥 In conclusion, if you’re still rocking any Apple gadgets from when “Fortnite” was just a dance, it's time to upgrade or get ready to be buried under a mountain of tech debt—BURIED! 💀💰 Hot take: Apple’s next product drop will be a low-key time machine to retrieve your old, useless tech! 🤖💫 Or maybe just a fancy paperweight? No cap, you decide. 🤔💀💸