⚰️💔 RIP to all the gamers who thought “Anthem” was the next best thing since sliced bread 🍞🤡. Turns out, it’s more like an expired avocado—looks good at first, but just leaves a bad taste later. 🍑🚫 In shocking news (not really), we get the tragic confirmation that Anthem will be vanishing faster than my motivation to upgrade my skills on LinkedIn. Cue the sad music, folks. A game that promised more loot than a Black Friday sale is now getting the ultimate “game over” screen in 2026. 💀💻 Meanwhile, the consumer group Stop Killing Video Games is strapping on their capes like the Avengers 🦸‍♂️ to fight for the rights of games destined to fade into the digital abyss. "We just want some end-of-life care for our beloved games!" said an imaginary developer somewhere. “Like, can we at least get a candlelight vigil and some cool fan art or something?” 🎨🕯️ At this point, Anthem’s life support should just be a meme. "This is fine." *sees online game collection on fire* 🔥💔 No cap, if you’re getting attached to your online service games, maybe take a step back and hold on to your stonks because chances are the next game is just waiting to ghost you too! 👻💰 🚀🔥 Hot take: By 2030, all multiplayer games are gonna be replaced by a rogue AI that plays better than all of us. Cope with that, gamers!