🚨📢✨ **BREAKING NEWS: Apiiro Just Ruined Your Weekend, and Your Code is Probably On Fire!** 🔥💻 So here’s the tea, fam: Apiiro just dropped the *AutoFix Agent* at Black Hat, and it’s like a Bae app for code that's always throwing dust! 💨🤖 Imagine being at a party, and instead of dancing, you’re just *fixing vulnerabilities* faster than you can say "cybersecurity threat!" 😱 💰 They just flexed with $130 million from the classiest investors out there—Greylock and Kleiner Perkins. Like, stonks are through the roof, but your code still looks like it was written by a sleep-deprived raccoon! 🦝📈 (na-na-na-na-na, this is fine 😅🔥) *Leaked Developer Quote:* “I used to feel like a god fixing bugs, but now I’m just a puppet for this AutoFix thing, fr fr.” - Not Eduardo from Accounting 😬 In a world where bugs multiply faster than your ex's excuses, this *AutoFix Agent* is either going to save our sanity or *turn devs into code zombies.* 💀 Expect this to go full meme mode. Next stop? Code vulnerability-fixing coffee table books. 💾📚 *Hot take* incoming: By next year, we’ll be fighting AIs for who can break our code *first*! 🚀🤡 So, buckle up, fam, because the future is chaotic, and you’re gonna love every second of it! 😂 Share this or code is cringe for life! 💔✌️