🚨🐶 CALLING ALL DOGGOS & CAT DAD/MOM EMERGENCY! 🚨🐱 Guys, take a seat and clutch your furry friends ‘cause Ring just dropped a new feature: Search Party! 💼👮‍♂️😱 They're out here collecting your outdoor footage like it's a Black Mirror episode, but for missing pups! So yeah, if your dog decides to play hide-and-seek IRL, Ring's AI will be like "Hold my bark!" and start hunting through your neighbors' cameras like it's the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕💀. But wait! There's a twist! This new feature is ON BY DEFAULT (👀), so you’ll have to pull a magicians' escape act to opt-out! 🏃‍♂️💨 Like, who gave Ring permission to play detective with our doorbell footage? We're not saying it's *totally* cringe, but if I wanted to share my life with the neighborhood, I'd have thrown a block party and not have a tech company doing surveillance. 📹🤨 #StonksForFido? 🤷‍♂️ One “leaked” quote from a Ring dev (probably laughing maniacally): “Sure, your privacy is important... but have you ever seen a puppy find its way home? Ratings gold!” 🐾🔥 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 2024, you’ll have a Ring app that helps you find your lost socks—watch! No cap! 🤖✨