🚨🔒✨ Y’all ever tried to open a window in a submarine? That's what traditional security feels like right now! 💀💻 Welcome to the wild world of "Application Containment," aka the newest trending gymnastics routine in tech! 🤸‍♂️ Imagine this: software developers cozying up to their ultra-trusted apps like they’re hugging a sleeping puppy. 🐶💤 Spoiler alert: That puppy just turned into a cyber-hungry rabid wolf ready to snatch your data faster than a kid grabbing candy on Halloween! 🍬🎃 This is where Ringfencing comes in like a knight in shining armor, but honestly, it’s more like a fence made of rubber chickens. 🐔✨ So, here's the tea ☕ – zero trust is all the rage! It’s like “Drake pointing” at traditional security measures, like “Nah, fam, we’re doing better than that.” 💯💔 Security leaders are here seething, trying to prevent the apocalypse of their network while the tech world is basically a 24/7 horror show. 🔥🤖 And my hot take? In 2025, we'll all be using AI psychic shields to prevent our spreadsheets from becoming sentient. No cap! AstraZeneca? More like Astra-Zzz we’re all snoozing in the back. 😴🚀 #CyberMemeSlam #RingFencingRealityShow #ZeroTrustOrBust