🐱💻 Okay, folks, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we're diving into the hottest drama since the last iPhone drop! 🎉🔥 Ya boi CNET just dropped their "definitive" ranking on the best internets in Richmond, Virginia, and spoiler alert: it’s Verizon Fios on top! 🚀 No cap, that’s more predictable than a TikTok dance trend. Listen up, fam—Verizon Fios is the chosen one, but don’t sleep on the alternatives! You got more options than a Taylor Swift album 🎶—completely loaded with hits and heartbreaks. 💔 No more buffering while you attempt to stream the latest LMAO TikToks. Just like **Drake pointing** at that "Best Internet" award, you wanna be vibin' like a champ, right? 🤖💥 In the words of one imaginary developer: “Honestly, at this point, we’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see which ISPs stick.” 🍝💢 This ain’t fine, bro; it’s an internet buffet! So, sorry ISPs, but your rankings are like my cousin’s crypto portfolio—🚫 totally cringe. My hot take? In 5 years, we’ll be using only satellite internet powered by *angry raccoons* that steal internet from the sky! 🦝💨 💸🔥 Now go forth, and meme your way to the speediest internet in Richmond! 💰💥 #GameChanger #FiosFiasco