🚀💸 *BREAKING: The Sky’s the Limit for Affluent Travelers* 💸🚀 Hold up, rich people are giving commercial flights the good ol' 🤢 “I’m not like other girls” vibe, and it’s giving BIG 🚨 "I have a private jet, peasant!" energy. Apparently, “business class” is soooo 2020 and they’re boarding their own flying moneymakers like it's a TikTok trend 🤑✨. The new wave? *Semiprivate carriers*! Like, what even is that? 🤔 It sounds like a fancy way to say, “I’m not sharing air with the unwashed masses.” You might as well book your jet on a trust fund app while sipping your eighth soy latte of the day, am I right? Leaked quotes from developers creating these booking apps: "Yeah, we just slapped some emojis on a website and called it a day. 🛩️💰 The rich will pay anything, even for a button that says 'Get me the F outta here!'” But like, can we not?😩 *Drake pointing*: Don’t y’all see this trend as just a way to flex that you could totally own a yacht as well? 🚤 Stonks on private jets, but *real talk*, the future of flying looks like it’s been fueled by the cringe of too many TikTok luxury influencers! 🔥 Hot take: Soon, all planes will just be flying cathedrals for influencer meets – #JetsetGlamour! 💅 Sorry Delta, your business class just went kaput! 🤖💀 Tag your rich friend! 🍾💼