🚨🎉 BREAKING: 🚀 iCapital just bagged a whopping $820M+ in a funding round like it’s Black Friday and they’re throwing in extra sale! 💸 This fintech wizardry (that’s financial tech for all you boomers out there) has now been blessed with a divine valuation of $7.5B+! 👑✨ That’s right, folks, they’re swimming in money like Scrooge McDuck with a side of “Am I a joke to you?” 🤡💰 So what do these guys even DO? 🤔 Think of them as the tech-savvy Robin Hood for wealth managers looking to invest in alternative assets (wait, are we talking NFTs and crypto or like, artisanal cheese? 🧀). Mary Ann Azevedo from Crunchbase is probably sitting somewhere smirking while we’re here seething about how the common man can’t even afford avocado toast anymore. 😩🥑 🗣️ *Leaked developer quote*: “I just wanted to build a cool app, and now I’m a billionaire??? Wtf guys.” If you’re thinking “is this even necessary?” 🤷‍♂️, then congrats, you’ve officially unlocked the “normal person” badge! But don’t sleep on these guys, this new funding could turn into the next big thing… like if Dogecoin joined forces with Tony Stark. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, iCapital will totally launch a line of wealth management courses featuring Elon Musk teaching us how to *literally* invest in Mars! 🌌👽 Stonks are about to go intergalactic, baby. Share this if you’re broke but still want to flex on your rich friends! 💥💀✨ #FintechFrenzy #WealthyAF