🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS: RFK Jr. Appoints New Fave, Leaves The Internet Shooketh! 😱💉🚫 Hold onto your masks, fam! In a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn't dream up, RFK Jr. has just dropped the hottest *not-so-* vaccine news of the year! Say hello to Louisiana's Surgeon General, Ralph Abraham! 🎩💊 Now, before your brain explodes like a bad TikTok trend, let's break this down. Mr. Abraham, a proud natural immunity fan (cue the *Drake pointing* meme), just sashayed into the CDC like he owns the place, pushing the idea that nature knows best over good ol’ science.🔬✨ Health experts? Uhh, they're not vibing with this energy. They're calling it “dangerous” and “irresponsible”, but hey, at least it ain’t worse, right? 🤡🔥 Leaked CDC source: “You know this is just RFK Jr.’s sequel to the Twilight Zone… but like, with anti-vax plot armor.” 🧟‍♂️📺 Physician Jeremy Faust spilled the tea in his newsletter, and the whole internet just went like “This is fine” while the CDC tumbles into chaos. 💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2025, the CDC is going to announce that they’ll only take recommendations from TikTok influencers. Legit. Stonks will rise, and *natural remedies* will be the new crypto! 🚀🚀💰 Get your memetic popcorn! 🍿💥 #ChaosIncoming