🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🥴🤡 RFK Jr. just threw a massive *"hold my beer"* moment into the CDC! 🍻💉 This anti-vaccine panel (seriously, who invited these guys? 😒🤦‍♂️) decided to kick seasonal flu shots to the curb, all because they watched a PowerPoint from the shadowy depths of “Questionable Data” Land! 🏰💀 Like Drake pointing at the "Vaccine Yes" while they’re screaming “NO CAP” about good old Thimerosal 💉💩 – which, *spoiler alert*, has been proven safe for like 25 years! 😳📊 (But hey, who needs facts when you’ve got vibes, amirite? 🤷‍♂️🔥) Imagine the meeting: 👨‍⚕️ "So, uh, what evidence do we have to back us up?" *Anti-vax activist pulls out a random meme* 👨‍⚕️ "Perfect! Let's vote!" Best part? They're legit *dropping* the recommendations like it's the next TikTok dance craze. Stonks 📈 for misinformation, am I right? 🔥🔥 Hold onto your hats, my friends, because at this rate, the next big pandemic will be *cognitive dissonance.* 💭💥✨ MARK MY WORDS: by 2025, we're gonna be tracking viruses with TikTok dances and astrology charts. 🌌✨ #VaxDanceChallenge incoming! 💃💊