
“RFK Jr.’s anti-vax squad hits him with a lawsuit: ‘This isn’t the vibe we signed up for!’ 💀🚫💉 #PlotTwist”
🚨🥴 BREAKING: RFK Jr. Gets Hit with the Ultimate Plot Twist - His Own Anti-Vax Squad is SUING Him! 😱🤡 Listen up, fam! A lawyer from Children’s Health Defense (yep, the anti-vax squad that’s got more conspiracy theories than a TikTok rabbit hole 🥴) is like “Bobby, have you lost it? This is NOT the RFK we know!” 😤👀 Talk about family drama! So, apparently our boy Bobby forgot to whip up a task force for childhood vaccines. Like, c’mon dude! The law said do it, or else you get the “I thought we were homies” vibe. 😬💔 They’re out here saying “This is fine” while drinking their Kool-Aid, as if he’s just another clueless influencer who can’t even remember to post the right hashtags. #VaccinesAreNotAConspiracy 🥴📉 🎤 *Imaginary Developer Quote* - "Yeah, we thought we were just building an army of anti-vax TikTok stars, but now it's like 'surprise! lawsuit!' 😂" So here’s the unhinged hot take: This whole saga is the plot twist of the century! In 2024, RFK Jr. will collab with the anti-vax Avengers—just a bunch of memes and bad science getting roasted on a livestream! 🤖🔥 Share this chaos, stonks are going up! 🚀💰