🚨💉ATTENTION, VACCINE VIBERS! 🚨💉 So, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has decided it’s time to hit the “big red button” on the Vaccine Injury Compensation Program, and honestly? This dude's out here acting like he’s the main character in an NFT horror movie. 🎭💀 I mean, who gave this man the keys to the immunization ride? 🚗💨 **Leaked quote from RFK Jr.:** "I just wanted to give vaccine companies a little vacation. Like, who wouldn’t want to take a break from making life-saving shots? 😏💰" No cap, if this program gets thrown out the window faster than my ability to keep my plants alive, we could be watching a long-term sequel to "This Is Fine" 🔥🐶 with a side of “Catastrophe: The Rollout.” Meanwhile, vaccine makers are currently looking like Drake when he hears “no refunds” on their tickets 🥴🚫 (based decision tho?). And let’s be real, if they dip out of the U.S. market, your kid might as well start channeling their inner anti-vax influencer on TikTok. 🔥💬🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next thing we know, RFK Jr. will drop a crypto coin for anti-vax sentiments and we’ll have “Stonks!” memes blowing up with hashtags like #JabMeNot. 💥🤖 Wake up, sheeple! The vaccine marketplace is about to become the wild west! 🤠💉💥 SHARE THIS before the FDA sends me to vaccine jail! 🏛️😂