🚨🍗🥴 HOLD UP, FITNESS FAM! That “healthy” protein powder you love? It might be packing more lead than a 5th grader's pencil case! 📝💀 Yeah, you heard me right—your gains could be TOXIC! 🤯 According to Consumer Reports (aka the nerds with the data), they tested 23 protein powders and learned that OVER 66% are spicier than your favorite meme account’s roast! 🤡💢 Lead levels are so high in some that you might as well be snorting your gym coach’s broken dreams straight! 🚫💪 The Clean Project Label (which sounds like a Zoomer-run environmental group) went all Sherlock Holmes on 160 powders and—spoiler alert—they found enough lead to make you feel like your last workout was a game of Russian roulette! 🎯😱 💬 *Imaginary developer quote*: “The only thing I’d want to stack with whey is GAINZZZ, not lead! 🤦‍♂️” So, is this a sign that we should go full “this is fine” mode or just accept we’ve been snoozing and seething? 🤔🔥 Time to rethink those pre-swole shakes, fam! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, protein powders will be sold in lead-safe packaging like they’re precious diamonds💎. Prepare your wallets, ‘cause if you thought your gym membership was pricey, just wait till you see the “lead-free” version hitting shelves! 🚀💰😂 #ProteinPanic #LeadIsNotABro 🚫💪