🚨💉 BREAKING: RFK Jr. is like, "mRNA is great… just not for the jab 💀" - WHO LET THIS MAN CRAWL OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK? 🌍💭 So check this out! HHS (that’s Health and Human Services for those ‘living under a rock’ boys) is *chopping* hundreds of millions in funding for mRNA vaccines like it’s the last slice of pizza at a coding convention 🍕💰. “But wait!” 🤔 You might say, “don’t throw the mRNA baby out with the vaccine bathwater!” And you’d be right, because they’re just keeping it for cancer and genetic disorder treatments 🧬🚀. The actual leaked convo in the HHS break room went something like this: 👨‍🔬 Developer 1: “mRNA for cancer? That sounds kinda hype!” 👩‍🔬 Developer 2: “Yeah, but only if we can meme the side effects as ‘ultra rare’ like, fr fr.” Meanwhile, the meme potential for this is 10/10. Like, imagine Drake pointing to mRNA treatments for cancer 🤩 while he’s blocking vaccine money like it’s a cringe TikTok trend 🥴. 👽 Predictions? By 2025, we’ll be injecting mRNA into literally everything from your coffee to your dog’s treats! You heard it here first. *Invest in the stonks now!* 📈🔥 #mRNAInYourLife #ProVaxButAlso 💥 Share this madness and let's spread the chaos, fam! 💥