🚨💀🔥 ALERT! GET YOUR MEME-IFIED VACCINE TEA HERE! 💉🤡 So, RFK Jr. just pulled a *massive* money-sucking vacuum move, y'all! Like, he woke up and thought, “What if I canceled *$500 million* in mRNA vaccine funding?” 🤔💸 *Stonks?* More like *stonks to the floor* 🚫📉. In his latest TikTok-meets-YouTube drama, our favorite anti-vax uncle dropped pseudoscience like it was a hot mixtape. 🎤🔥 “I’m a science expert, trust me bro!” - RFK Jr. allegedly said (totally not just the voices in his head). **The vibe**? This is fine... if fine means setting public health back to the Stone Age. 🦕🔨 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* because he’s claiming that instead of saving lives, he’d rather fund...WHAT EVEN? A new line of cryptocurrency-based Herbalife? 🤖💰 Now, I can already hear the devs behind the mRNA tech spiraling in chaos. “Dude, what if we just go full sci-fi and start 3D printing vaccines?” 🤯 But RFK’s like, “NOPE! That sounds too scientific! WHATEVER!” 🌌✨ *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2025, the only vaccines left will come with NFTs and tell you to “HODL” your health like a crypto bro! 😱🚀 Buckle up, fam! The anti-vax rollercoaster is about to hit warp speed! #ChaoticVibesOnly