💥👀🚨 Breaking News: RFK Jr. Takes Over CDC, Unleashes Vaccine Chaos! 😱🤡💉 So this just dropped: Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who def thinks "vaccines are cringe" and is a full-time anti-vax TikTok star, is now calling the shots (pun intended) at the CDC. **Measles?** 🦠 **Flu vaccines?** 🥴 **Everything's on the table, fam!** 🔥 If you thought the vaccine debate was over, oh honey, it’s just getting started. Codename: MMRV (Measles, Mumps, Rubella, and Varicella) is now up for "reevaluation" like it's a Netflix show that got cancelled after one season. 🤦‍♂️💔 Leaked developer quotes from RFK's secret meeting: 👨‍💻"I mean, let’s make health decisions like it’s a meme poll. Which vaccine do you hate most? Vote now!" 👩‍⚕️"Sir, that's not how science works..." 👨‍💻"Shhh! Just vibes!" And what’s next? 🤔 I can already see it: **CDC is launching a new initiative called “Vaccines or Nah?”** where users can swipe left or right on vaccine options like it's Tinder! 💔📱 🔥 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be debating vaccines in a VR metaverse. Just remember where you heard it first! #BasedOrCringe 🤖💰 THIS IS FINE. Everything is fine. 😂💀💉🚀