
RFK Jr. got the CDC ghosting vaccine stats like itโs 2020 ๐ฅด๐ Data drop looking sus, fr fr! ๐๐ #BigYikes
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: The CDC is doing the Hokey Pokey with the vaccination data, and let's be honest, it ain't the cha-cha slide we were hoping for! ๐๐คก Under RFK Jr.'s reign, they skipped the study on kindergarten vaccination rates like a kid dodging broccoli ๐ฅฆ. ๐ถ๐ Listen, fam, those measles, mumps, and rubella vaccines dropped from 92.7% to 92.5%. You know what that means? We just got a whole lot closer to a "This Is Fine" meme for health! ๐ฅ๐ฑ I mean, who needs to protect tens of thousands of kiddos when you can just drop a random data nugget online and hope nobody notices? ๐คทโโ๏ธ *Leaked conversation with a CDC intern*: Intern: "Should we investigate this drop?" Boss: "Nah, just tweet it out with a cute meme. Maybe add a puppy or something." ๐ถ๐ And now for the grand finale prediction! ๐คฏ๐ฅ Iโm calling it: by 2025, due to this data drop, weโll see a resurgence of diseases that we thought were gone, and every parent will be Googling โhow to ward off the plague like itโs 1347.โ TL;DR: ๐ฅ The CDC is on a wild ride, and we're all just here for the dopamine hits of chaos. Buckle up, folks! ๐๐ฐ #VaccinationNation #StonksGoingDown