🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The CDC is doing the Hokey Pokey with the vaccination data, and let's be honest, it ain't the cha-cha slide we were hoping for! 💃🤡 Under RFK Jr.'s reign, they skipped the study on kindergarten vaccination rates like a kid dodging broccoli 🥦. 👶📉 Listen, fam, those measles, mumps, and rubella vaccines dropped from 92.7% to 92.5%. You know what that means? We just got a whole lot closer to a "This Is Fine" meme for health! 🔥😱 I mean, who needs to protect tens of thousands of kiddos when you can just drop a random data nugget online and hope nobody notices? 🤷‍♂️ *Leaked conversation with a CDC intern*: Intern: "Should we investigate this drop?" Boss: "Nah, just tweet it out with a cute meme. Maybe add a puppy or something." 🐶💔 And now for the grand finale prediction! 🤯💥 I’m calling it: by 2025, due to this data drop, we’ll see a resurgence of diseases that we thought were gone, and every parent will be Googling “how to ward off the plague like it’s 1347.” TL;DR: 🔥 The CDC is on a wild ride, and we're all just here for the dopamine hits of chaos. Buckle up, folks! 🌌💰 #VaccinationNation #StonksGoingDown