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RFK Jr. got the CDC ghosting vaccine stats like itโ€™s 2020 ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’€ Data drop looking sus, fr fr! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“‰ #BigYikes
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RFK Jr. got the CDC ghosting vaccine stats like itโ€™s 2020 ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’€ Data drop looking sus, fr fr! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“‰ #BigYikes

August 01, 2025
13 days ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS: The CDC is doing the Hokey Pokey with the vaccination data, and let's be honest, it ain't the cha-cha slide we were hoping for! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿคก Under RFK Jr.'s reign, they skipped the study on kindergarten vaccination rates like a kid dodging broccoli ๐Ÿฅฆ. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ“‰ Listen, fam, those measles, mumps, and rubella vaccines dropped from 92.7% to 92.5%. You know what that means? We just got a whole lot closer to a "This Is Fine" meme for health! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I mean, who needs to protect tens of thousands of kiddos when you can just drop a random data nugget online and hope nobody notices? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ *Leaked conversation with a CDC intern*: Intern: "Should we investigate this drop?" Boss: "Nah, just tweet it out with a cute meme. Maybe add a puppy or something." ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’” And now for the grand finale prediction! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ Iโ€™m calling it: by 2025, due to this data drop, weโ€™ll see a resurgence of diseases that we thought were gone, and every parent will be Googling โ€œhow to ward off the plague like itโ€™s 1347.โ€ TL;DR: ๐Ÿ”ฅ The CDC is on a wild ride, and we're all just here for the dopamine hits of chaos. Buckle up, folks! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ฐ #VaccinationNation #StonksGoingDown

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#vaccines#public health#vaccination rates#CDC#RFK Jr.
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