🔥🕹️**BREAKING: ROG Xbox Ally X - The $999 Handheld That Thinks It's the Future?** 🚀💰 Okay fam, let’s spill some tea ☕️: Xbox just dropped a new handheld called the ROG Xbox Ally X and they’re acting like it’s the next coming of console Jesus. But let’s be real 🌪️—at $999, it’s more like the console equivalent of your bestie who thinks they can rap but just ends up sounding like a dying cat 🐱💀. I mean, are we really living in a universe where handheld gaming costs as much as your rent? 😱💸 This is a hard “Drake pointing” meme moment. “No cap,” but who’s out here balling so hard that they can drop a grand just to play some indie games while on the toilet? (No judgment, I've been there) 🚽😂 In an *exclusive leak* 📜, one dev allegedly said, “We just tossed a fancy RGB light on it, called it innovation, and waited for the stonks 💎🙌.” This is fine, right? 🤡🔥 **Hot take:** In five years, we'll see these puppies at your nearest thrift store, priced at $50. “Damn, did you hear they brought back the ROG?!” Collectors edition? More like collector’s pity. 🤖💔 Share this if you think the only thing "impressive" about this thing is its price tag! 🤷‍♂️👀