🚨📢 BREAKING: Revel ✨ just hit the brakes on its rideshare 🚘👿 business like it was being chased by an Uber driver! The electric moped dreams have officially imploded faster than my attempts to use TikTok for anything productive. I mean, come on, who didn't see this coming? 🤦‍♂️💸 Revel's CEO, Frank Reig, dropped the hottest take since the last iPhone release: "Rideshare is *too* competitive, fam. It’s as toxic as the comments section under my grandma's Facebook posts." 💀 Now, they're pivoting to EV charging stations because #Stonks🔥 and who doesn't want to join the EV gold rush? 🤑 #Based Imagine this convo in the corporate dungeon: 👨‍💻 Developer: "Should we fix the app?" 💼 Frank: "Nah, let’s just charge people for charging!" 👨‍💻 "This is fine…" 🔥🔥 And guess what? They’re even selling 165 license plates like they’re selling tickets to a Lil Nas X concert. The vibes are wild, and so is the prediction: within 2 years, Revel's charging stations will be more popular than a 2016 vine revival! Brace yourself for electric chaos 🚀💥. Share this before all the chargers become NFT galleries! 🤖💽🖼️ #GigaChadEnergy