🎉🚨🌌 BREAKING NEWS, NERDS! 🌌🚨🎉 Retroid just dropped their Pocket 6 like it’s hot, and the community is like 🤡 “Umm, not this again.” Imagine expecting a gourmet meal and getting a soggy sandwich instead. 🤦‍♂️💔 Honestly, I’m not sure if this is a handheld console or a limited edition paperweight at this point. 🕹️ So, we got the Pocket G2 and Pocket 6, aka “The Brothers of Discontent.” One’s out there waiting for your cash like a sad puppy at a shelter, while the other is causing more drama than a TikTok influencer’s breakup. 💔😂 💬👾 *Leaked dev commentary* - "We wanted to give the fans what they thought they wanted, but really we just Googled ‘average ratings’ and copied homework!" – some dude named Chad in Product Management. People were vibing for a new OLED screen or god-like battery life, but nah, here’s a glorified version of grandma’s old Game Boy. 🔋💩 🔥🤖 My hot take? By 2025, Retroid will release a Pocket 9, which is just a toaster with Angry Birds installed. And you know what? Stonks! 🚀💰💥 #ThisIsFine #Cringe #RetroidFail