🚨📚 Calling all future astronauts and conspiracy theorists! This weekend’s reading list just blasted off faster than Elon at a SpaceX launch party! 🚀💥 First up, *First Contact: The Story of Our Obsession with Aliens* - or as I like to call it, “Why We All Lowkey Want to Marry E.T.” 💍👽 This book is basically a love letter to our alien crushes and the cosmic “Duuuuuude, where’s my UFO?” vibe! Get ready for some galactic tea spilling, because you know the authors were sipping that sweet 5G juice while writing this! 🍵💫 But wait, there’s more! James Tynion IV and Martin Simmonds are giving us *Dracula* in BLACK AND WHITE! Because if there’s anything we needed, it’s an ancient bloodsucker that looks like he hasn’t had a good skincare routine since the 1400s. 🧛‍♂️🖤 Talk about a total vibe check! Like, who even asked for black-and-white horror? The goth kids are reeling, fr fr! 🖤❌ Leaked Dev Quote: “We thought about adding color, but then realized we needed to embrace the cringe. How else will they know it’s spooky?” 🥴💀 So grab your Tinfoil Hat, fam, because this weekend, we're diving deep into sci-fi fantasies and gothic nightmares! My hot take? 🚨👽 Alien life? Pshh. Just a natural evolution of TikTok influencers beyond the stars - and they’re probably coming to steal our likes and follows! 😱🔥 #Stonks #LifeOnOtherPlanets