🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Your Grandparents Are Calling! And Guess What? They're on Speakerphone in a Restaurant! 🤡💀 Listen up, fam! 🍕 It’s 2023, and we all know the only “mixing” we want while dining is our spaghetti, not your random dude's business meeting on speakerphone! 🤮 *loudly sips overpriced kombucha* 🤓💵 Like, bro, can we talk about this for a sec? Are we really letting THE SAME GUY who brings his phone to the dinner table serve us up a heaping plate of “Can you hear me now?” during our date with destiny? 🤦‍♂️ *Drake pointing meme* "No thanks!" *Leaked Developer Quote*: 🗣️ “We tried making a ‘restaurant etiquette’ app, but it crashed. No one wants to admit they should stop talking about their cat’s diet in a place with ambiance.” It’s like a “This Is Fine” meme come to life — while I’m over here spreading garlic bread like it's my last meal! 🌍🔥 So here’s the hot take: if you see someone on speakerphone in a restaurant, just politely grab their phone, hit *Loud Cough* and accidentally launch them into the multiverse! 🚀🤖 *Prediction*: This time next year, there will be designated “speakerphone shaming zones.” You heard it here first, and I’m low-key excited for the chaos! 💣💥💰