🚨🔥 Tech News Alert! 🚨🔥 BREAKING: Researchers just found *MalTerminal* 💀—the malware that's *literally* smarter than half your coworkers! 🤖✨ This bad boy is powered by GPT-4! Like, imagine if a toddler with a router decided to wreak havoc on your computer 😱💻. At LABScon 2025 (because apparently "LABScon 2020" was just a wild fever dream) the SentinelOne crew dropped some major tea 🍵, revealing that this GPT-4-infused malware can create ransomware AND reverse shells! Talk about a 2-for-1 special! Stonks?? That's cringe. 👎 💬 “I told it to create art, and it made *me* cry,” said an imaginary dev. 🚀 *Thank you, AI. You've reached a new low.* But here’s the kicker: it literally learns from *you* (no cap) and plays hide and seek with your data like an ex scrolling through your Instagram. 😂💔 In the future, we might be paying ransom in cat memes just to get our files back. #ThisIsFine 😅💸 *Hot Take Time:* Every mid-level employee will soon have a MalTerminal roommate! Are we ready for the rise of the machine? Share this if you want to dodge your next cyber apocalypse! 👾🔥💩