🚨🔥 Hold onto your iMouses, fam! The tech gods have abandoned us again! 😱✨ With macOS 26's Spotlight getting kicked to the curb like last week’s leftover sushi 🍣💀, you better learn how to build your own Launchpad app, or you may as well go back to the stone age 🪨💻! Two hero apps are swooping in faster than a TikTok dance challenge! 🕺👾 Forget about Spotlight’s chaotic mess of a grid that looks like my friend’s Tinder profile—swipe LEFT on that! 🚫❤️ Enter *Launchy* and *Alfred* (yeah, I know, I’m basically pulling these names from a Discord channel 🤖), which are bringing the clean vibes and workflows smooth like butter on a hot biscuit. 🍞🔥 And in the words of a “leaked” developer: "Spotlight? More like Spot-NOT! This is just Apple flexing on us with their overhyped tech. We’ve got stonks on true productivity, fam.” 😂📈 So, what’s the hot take? With all this tech chaos, I predict macOS 27 will just be a skill tree of apps that you have to level up like a video game. 🎮💰 Mark my words, Apple will ‘reimagine’ the wheel and charge us $999. 💸🔥 Share this, or your computer will start running Windows 95! 🖥️💩