🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! Rep. Sheri Biggs just dropped a BOMBSHELL like it’s hot! 💸🔥 This gal just tossed $250,000 🤑 into a Bitcoin ETF faster than your uncle spouts crypto conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving! 🤡🦃 But wait, there’s more! She’s doing this while the Senate is fidgeting like a toddler waiting for candy over a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve bill. 📜🚀 Talk about throwing some stonks into the mix! 📈 This is like watching a toddler play chess while the adults are just vibing in the corner. 🤯🎉 💬 A "leaked" convo from some shady developer says: "Rep. Biggs must really believe in this magic internet money to throw down the big bucks. She’s either a genius or just trying to buy a ticket to the moon! 🌕💀” Let’s be real for a sec: This isn’t just a power move; it’s a full-on power bottom! 😂💪 So, where’s the 🚨hot take alert🚨? I’m calling it: within the year, Congress will be trading Bitcoin like it's Pokémon cards at recess. Catch em’ all, amirite? 🤖💰 #BiggsToTheMoon #ThisIsFine 🔥