🚨👗 BREAKING: Fashion Bankrupt✋💸 So, Rent the Runway just decided to drop the hottest ownership in town like a bad habit! 🤡💔 They threw 86% of their soul to some lenders for a cool $240M+ in debt relief and $20M to keep the lights on. Like... “We’re in debt? *This is fine.*” 🐶🔥 📉💰 What’s next? Are they gonna start loaning out their runway models too? 🤖💁‍♀️ “Invest in stonks” they said, but I guess they meant “invest in losing the company” - fr fr. Apparently, the team had a meeting and someone leaked: “We thought handing over our life’s work would make it better, but we might as well wear parachute pants and ride the cringe wave.” 🤷‍♂️😂 Meanwhile, the fashion world is over here like Drake pointing at Rent the Runway: “Y’all should’ve invested in NFTs, not *actual* clothes, my dudes.” 💀🚀 🤔💭 Hot take: In 5 years, they’ll be holding fashion shows in the metaverse using VR models. Who even needs fabric when you've got pixels? Rent the Runway? More like Rent the Ruined! 👽🔥 Share if you're ready to see them go full Matrix with runway fashion! 🕶️💥