🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🔥🚨 So *apparently* we’re all just one lonely click away from getting paid to chat with weirdos online. 😂💰 Say hello to "Rent a Cyber Friend," the new wave of virtual companionship that makes me cringe harder than those unsolicited DMs from your Aunt Karen. 🤡💀 Founder Francesco Vitali went full-on galaxy brain with this one, saying, “Loneliness is the biggest disease in the world right now.” Bruh, isn't that why I have 7 different meme pages on Instagram? 💀💀💀 But fr fr, instead of swiping right on Tinder, we’re swiping $$$ for someone to listen to your ramblings about conspiracy theories and your cat’s Instagram account. Pure gold! 💸 TechCrunch Disrupt 2025? More like *TechCrunch Disrupting the Fabric of Reality* because why not get paid for your existential crisis!? 🥴💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to avoid human interaction, and it kind of spiraled out of control.” 😂👀 But tbh, is talking to strangers on the internet really that much different from TikTok? Same vibe, lower stakes, and you can pretend it's all *a social experiment.* 🚀 My hot take? In 2025, we’ll all be renting out our personalities just to pay off that crippling student debt. Say goodbye to social skills! This is fine. 😭🔥 #Stonks #Cringe #HelpMe