🚨 BREAKING: North Korean Hackers Are Your New Remote Coworkers! 💼👀💀 So, like, y’all ever see “The Office” but with North Korean spies pretending to be your average Zoom bro? Well, welcome to the chaos! 🤡💻 According to CrowdStrike, these sneaky Kim Jong-un fanboys are flexing their AI skills like it's 2099—slapping together resumes and creating deepfakes faster than you can say "I’m just here for the snacks." 🍕🤖 Imagine this: you're at the virtual water cooler 🔄, and your new “remote colleague” is *actually* a dude named "Otto Kim", throwing down some insane stonks in the nuclear game. How’d they find time for Pyongyang's side hustle while also feigning expertise in JavaScript? 🤔 No cap, that’s a level of dedication I respect. “Yeah bro, I learned generative AI during my last ‘pay to play’ mission,” says some imaginary dev at NK Corp, sipping a glass of Freedom Juice while typing away. 💰🔥 Listen, this is fine 👀. But mark my words, at this rate, your next team-building retreat might just involve dodging North Korean spies posing in Hawaiian shirts. Surfing vibes, nuclear warheads! 🌊⚡️ So how long until we see a full-on AI war where the only job openings are with the North Korean “Dept. of Remote Warfare”? Y’all better upgrade your offices to bomb shelters, it’s gonna get wild! 🚀💣 #MemeWars2024