"Remedy's fixing FBC like it's a bad WiFi signal ๐งโจ: Better onboarding, no cap! ๐ #FixTheLag"
๐ฅ๐ฃ Remedy Games JUST dropped the most chaotic glow-up plan for FBC: Firebreak, and boy, is it time to start pouring one out for those confused players who ghosted faster than my last Tinder date! ๐ป๐ป Like, fr fr, only the bravest souls survived that opening hour ๐ต, but now theyโre like โWait, we ACTUALLY want you to explore this wacky universe!โ ๐โจ "Many players come in and leave within the first hour," said a **totally real** developer who *definitely* had a meltdown during a Zoom call. "It's like watching someone swipe left on a rescue puppy! We canโt let that happen!" ๐ถ๐ Now theyโre building a tutorial level that's *not* just a glorified nap time ๐ฎ๐ค. More "narrative onboarding"? Yes, please! ๐ They're giving us a MOVIE to explain the game world?! Talk about a glow-up, my dudes! ๐ฌ๐ Pop-up tips just like Nintendo? This is either genius or a major cope for their previous failings. ๐คก๐ So gear up,, because if you thought their last launch was a dumpster fire, this is gonna be like the *fountain of youth*โor a *stonks* meme flashback. ๐๐ฅ **Unhinged take time:** In 2024, FBC: Firebreak will become so good that itโll be the must-play at every eSports tourney, and the players will have to wear capes while discussing lore during live streams! โจ๐