🔥💣 Remedy Games JUST dropped the most chaotic glow-up plan for FBC: Firebreak, and boy, is it time to start pouring one out for those confused players who ghosted faster than my last Tinder date! 🍻👻 Like, fr fr, only the bravest souls survived that opening hour 😵, but now they’re like “Wait, we ACTUALLY want you to explore this wacky universe!” 🌌✨ "Many players come in and leave within the first hour," said a **totally real** developer who *definitely* had a meltdown during a Zoom call. "It's like watching someone swipe left on a rescue puppy! We can’t let that happen!" 🐶💔 Now they’re building a tutorial level that's *not* just a glorified nap time 🎮💤. More "narrative onboarding"? Yes, please! 🙏 They're giving us a MOVIE to explain the game world?! Talk about a glow-up, my dudes! 🎬📈 Pop-up tips just like Nintendo? This is either genius or a major cope for their previous failings. 🤡💀 So gear up,, because if you thought their last launch was a dumpster fire, this is gonna be like the *fountain of youth*—or a *stonks* meme flashback. 🚀🔥 **Unhinged take time:** In 2024, FBC: Firebreak will become so good that it’ll be the must-play at every eSports tourney, and the players will have to wear capes while discussing lore during live streams! ✨📈