📚✨ HOLD UP, PAPER-PALS! 🚨✍️ The tech gods have spoken and Remarkable just dropped a digital notepad smaller than your lunchbox! Yup, it’s called the Paper Pro Move, and it’s like if the iPad Mini and a mashed potato 🥔 had a weird sci-fi baby. 👀💀 What are they SNEAKING into our pockets? While 2022's Paper Pro looked like a flex in a student’s backpack, this time they whipped out the PORTRAIT mode. It’s 7.3 inches of “I have a ghostwriter but it’s just me and my anxiety.” 🤖✨ And guess what? You'll need to fork over $449—because who needs rent, right? 😂🤷‍♂️ (But hey, the Marker stylus is free with the price of your first-born!) ⚡️ LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We just wanted to make a notepad that fits in your skinny jeans, but still gives you that existential panic—so we made it like *this*.” - Totally not a developer from Remarkable But don’t sleep on this—IT’S THE STONKS of the stationery world! 🤑💼 Grab it now before your friends realize they can just use a regular pen and paper. 🙃💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, we'll all be writing our novels on 2-inch screens thanks to compact "mini-chapter" vibes. 📖💯 BRAIN EXPAND! 🌌💥 #GoBigOrGoHome #PaperlessInParadise