🚨💥✨ BREAKING NEWS: E-Ink Is SO HOT Right Now! 🔥📖 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, fam! The wild wizards at reMarkable just dropped their newest magic slab – the *reMarkable Paper Pro Move*! 📱✨ Yep, you heard that right! A 7.3-inch handheld writing tablet for the humble price of $449!!! (Insert Squidward “Those are my thoughts” face here 😳👌) What do you get for that wallet-crushing price? A glorified pad that fits in your pocket! Because obviously, the world was just begging for another way to scribble notes like it’s 1999! 🤷‍♂️🎉 I can already hear the “stonks” meme echoing in the air while the devs sip overpriced coffee like 🥴☕️ “It's like putting a Ferrari engine in a shopping cart!” said some developer, probably while laughing maniacally at the thought of crushing students’ dreams. 😂💀 But wait, the *Marker* accessory is a MUST-HAVE! Yes, because why write on paper when you can spend more to write on a glorified screen? ✍️💸 So is this thing *actually* worth it? Or is it just an elaborate plot to get us to pay for our *own* scribbled memos? 🤔👽 **Hot Take Alert:** In 5 years, people will be rolling their eyes as they point to primitive E-Ink tablets while wiping their holographic smart glasses. The future is cringe, and I’m here for it! 🚀👽💥 #EInkEuphoria