🚨💸 BREAKING: CRYPTO.COM WANTS TO BE YOUR BANK? 🤔💰 Hold onto your crypto wallets, fam! 🚀 Crypto.com just joined the squad of cringe lords like Circle and BitGo as they apply for a US bank charter. Yup, you read that right—these digital dollar wizards want to be your bank 🙃💀! It's like when Drake says “Nah” (🖕) to the traditional banking system and "YAS QUEEN" (👑) for making an ETF! Gang gang! 😂 But let’s be real, this feels like watching a toddler take their first steps… all wobbly and totally about to fall flat on their face. 🤡🔥 Leaked dev quote from the Crypto.com bunker: “If we can turn your stonks into bank stonks, we’re basically a bank now, right?!” 💥 No cap, that’s a whole new level of cope! 🙃💀 So, are we ready for custodial services that also double as a "buy-one-get-one" sale on memes? Better keep your virtual piggy banks handy because this is about to get wild! Hot take: In 2024, Crypto.com will merge with your grandma’s savings account and we’ll all be living in a decentralized utopia where interest rates are just memes. 📈✨ GET READY! #ThisIsFine 🔥💵